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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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May 19, 2013

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"…throw roses into the abyss and say: ‘here is my thanks to the monster who didn’t succeed in swallowing me alive."

— Friedrich Nietzsche (via to-love-ones-self)

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May 19, 2013

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pizzaforpresident:

The new Hangover Part III poster is awfully familiar.

HAHA OMG

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May 19, 2013

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theenemysgateisdown:

thatwasntaleaf-thatwaspageone:

EXCUSE ME BUT WHY DOES SHE HAVE AN ARMADILLO DO THESE KIDS EVEN READ THEIR HOGWARTS LETTERS

MOTHERFREAKING HUFFLEPUFFS DO WHAT THEY WANT

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May 19, 2013

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"It’s just so strange.
You used to love me,
and now you’re a stranger
who happens to know all
of my secrets."

— Clementine von Radics (via visualcomplex)

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May 19, 2013

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tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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May 19, 2013

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